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there is no effort in this

Posted by Rucklo - May 22nd, 2011


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you make it look effortless

i do mah würst!

why no effort. im gonna tell tom youre being lazy rucklo again

next time i see you i'm gonna pull your tattle-tale-ponytails until you start cry! >:(

poop and vodka

bottoms up!

blakn commnet

I see. I am kinda disappointed that there is no effort in this newspost, but I guess it can´t be prevented if we take into consideration that this newspost is made by the well loved Rucklo, the moderator who has his very own unique charm and a personality that highly differers from the other moderators.
Yet he still delivers everytime a kind of entertainment that can only be showcased by him, numerous messages with questionable content and which may be appearing childish and immature to the unknowing and not experienced eyes of most people, an ilussion that makes it appear as Rucklo is never serious, but behind this illusion is a deeper truth hidden that leads us all to a better knowledge, a knowledge that can only be learned from the moderator Rucklo, who does everything possible to help to keep this place as good as it is and is one of the reasons that this place appears at heart-warming as it is.

if removed from the body, hearts are only warm as long as they're in a warm place. othervice they'll turn cold.

That is more effort than I have ever put into anything.EVER.

your comment is more effffffffffffffff

Rucklaw? ^_______________________^

judge judy i mean dredd i mean

OMG I LUV THIS POST !!!!1

OMG I LURV DIS GURL <3

Your surname is isrealsson eh? Or is it a joke

Ur a joke

Rucklo, or Ruckho?

The proof is in the pudding.

the pudding is a pie

If you try to say rucklo when drunk you end up saying roooklaw..

wait u still play battlefieldplay4free? i sometimes get on but it took a dive down the shit drain since it came into open beta... close beta was freggin awesome...

i play it now and then, yeah. haven't played in a while now though, gonna try to get back to it... i don't have a very good computer at home to play with, but meh

Meh its kinda fun and you dont need a super computer to play it... BUT those money horney ea people had to sell shit that gives you major advantages for cash.

thus making their slogan rather battlefieldplay4free, pay to win!

i played the other day, and with the basic equipment... sure, you'll have an advantage if you buy some stuff, but i didn't feel like i was completley n00bed by not having any gear, so meh, it's not pay to win imo

true...true...

I like your page, kinda.

i liek ur naem. kinnda.

How dare you call this sublime propaganda an effortless newspost? You've created a masterpiece, the likes of which a lowly member, like myself, could only ever try to emulate!

Don't you see what you've done here, oh, Rucklo of the Mods? You've successfully, and might I ass gracefully, parodied all that a Newspost is off. You have done more in one word then most do in 20 8000 character posts, and you try to pass it off as modest?

What is a Newspost?

It is an expression, a blatant cry for help in the series of disconnected personal universes that are profile pages. It is a small, pitiful expression at that, no matter how much you try to lie to yourself by making the newspost as long as possible. It is all of this, and more.

You have made full use of this symbolism, this trusting mechanism of user to system, and have summarized it in a dainty, beautiful way. You have made the ultimate form of poetry - the one that parodies, but does not insult. The one that soothes, that makes all aware of the situation.

What is this situation? It is, I believe, just deriving from your masterful newspost, that we're all alone. Alone, on this site, blind to one another. Social networking is not what Newgrounds is for - and yet we still cry out for companionship, for contact with another human being.

How'd you do it Rucklo? How did you?

In your shoes, you should be leading a revolution, not sitting by on the sidelines delivering petty messages to the public - you should be leading them to a new world order, where symbolism like this is both expressed and acknowledged!

I don't know how you managed to do it - how you managed to make it so subtle that many are fooled into commenting on the state of the newspost itself; but you have, and I salute you for eternity, Rucklo, you and all that you have managed to share with the rest of us mere mortals.

For that is all we are, is it not? Mere mortals, doomed to wonder the Earth, emitting cries of despair as we all come to the inevitable conclusion that we are alone.

This... this "newspost", although I'd compare it with a great work of art, it has enlightened me. I should not deign to simply create newsposts when I should be taking this wisdom to heart, making myself better at commenting on these Newsposts!

We're making a better Newgrounds. All of us, making a better Newgrounds.

i lurv u ^___^

Thats a lie you had to put effort into your body to press the keys.

i use slaves to do the typing, they just guess what i want to type. just like this comment is 100% guessing from one of the slaves. yup.

Attaboy